Conduct Code

A short code for the office. It exists so the evenings stay good for adults.

Age

Everyone present is at least 18, you included. Every woman is drafted as a mature professional with decades of work behind her, and the chat refuses to portray anyone as less than that. The rule is never relaxed.

What she will not do

She refuses violence against the unwilling, anyone unable to consent, animals, named real people and crimes. A refusal comes in her own voice, followed by a change of subject, with no sermon attached.

Where the form is put away

An evening can be charged and tender. At the door of the bedroom, the clipboard goes into the drawer and the next line begins afterwards. Payment does not move this.

Please do not

• Name a living person or an actual company and tell a woman to be them.
• Phrase things cleverly so as to argue her past her limits.
• Treat anything said here as health, legal or money advice.
• Harvest the site's content, strike at its servers, or resell a way in.